Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may not be in attendance this evening, so I shall throw open the doors to members old and new for a night of chat and fun. As the weather has turned quite damp, a warmer feel to the buffet - along with the usual and welcome buffet essentials we have baguette pizzas with a choice of toppings and for the Football later, I have prepared mini steak and ale pies.

This week's tailcock is : Brolly.....a lovely slick and smooth brew guaranteed to keep the weather off your mind.

Please leave all dripping gamps,galoshes and gumboots in the vestibule so they can be hidden in the appropriate waterproof cranny by the Butler.

For the Rofl :

10 Dolly pegs
6 yards of washing line
a box of staples
Large bag of cotton wool balls.

So let's have fun.

[gness]

Refills would be welcome thank you.

Wallet Tony.

[tonyav]

Skint, gness again.

[gness]

Whip round?

[tonyav]

Gawd hope minty doesn't see that you mentioned ''Whip '', gness.

[Mamyalynne]

Excuse me those whips of part of the armoury exhibition.

[tonyav]

It's ok your matronship I will get her to put them back later.

[DaisyNonna]

Thank goodness! I have been looking for you lot for over an hour. Was getting worried and Eric was becoming quite dizzy from flying around in circles. His twiggy bits are rather thin. I will reserve my riffraff prizes for next week, could you store them please? Desperately need a brolly and a place for Eric to rest. Do hide my cloak gently, it is trembling with anxiety.
May I sit down?

[Lie-in King]

I have filled the trough, guests may refill their drinks from there & Matron is available to take pizza orders.

I am off to check on the croc & his cat & the frog on his hook before settling down in the TV lounge.

Matron - I shall return for the weekly chore...

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy, calm dear - your cloak will be fine with the pashmina , I shall get you a Brolly and a pie.

[Mamyalynne]

Very good Maj, take care on those security rounds now.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou, Mamya. Was very upset to think I might have lost my friends.

[owdhamer]

Good evening mamya, the weather round here has been torrential,it was Rushcart day round the villages so that will have been ruined. I have for the draw a cherry tree, chopped down, a dent in the side of my car, a disused hernia belt, and a wheelbarrow full of water. For tea on Sunday my fav,Confit du Canard,be round later for horlicks.

[Mamyalynne]

No No Daisy , that won't happen, calm now xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Owd, indeed the rains have been biblical, Horlicks ready when you are.

[DTCwordfan]

Nothing like a good Confit de Canard, except perhaps a Canard à la Rouennaise

[gness]

Matron and guests...I fear the slab laying has taken its toll. I keep dropping off and banging my head on Tony`s condom machine.
I will take my leave and wish you all goozzzzzzzzz. >-0

[owdhamer]

I would be wary of leaving my golf brolly in the butlers cranny.

[DTCwordfan]

Goodnight, gness xx

[tonyav]

Nighty night, gness. x

[owdhamer]

Have you heard of the Owdham delicacy crossie?