Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all, firstly an apology for absence from Petal and a late slip from the Butler here :

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The buffet is a delight with the usual voltra vents and plates of cold meats and cheeses - plus some Tandoori chicken drumsticks with a raita dip and fresh made coriander naans.

Double chocolate fudge cake plus fresh fruits and Cointreau cream.

For the Rofl:

6 paper plates (Happy birthday 9 today)
4 Balloons (as above)
12 empty part poppers
Half can of lime green silly string

[Psybbo]

hello, good evening matron, I'm early hoping to get on the sofa
for the rifle I bring
an empty guinness can (courtesy of Gness)
a bottle opener (plays a Man U song)
various clothes pegs
and a discarded pair of marigolds

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to all

No Buttle - oh my God, what will we do......Tony's turn.....

One knackered Wimbledon lawn mower
half a scissor
quarter a bottle of Lebanese wine
one syringe needle, bent
one toilet roll holder
One left-handed spanner
One vacuum bag, half full.

What's the tailcock, mamya?

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all. I will just go slip into something sparkly and tasteless and be back with you shortly.
For the raffle I donate:

An ashtray with the inscription "I love Blackpool"
A new pair of tights (seconds) with one leg 12" longer than the other
A tin of 6p value processed peas
A bin bag of only slightly rusty wire coat hangers

[DTCwordfan]

Tonight the Bard-in-the-Garret has composed a selection of haiku-inspired verse, following a few days of stupidity with that fellow madder from the Humber.

The batting order will be taken on entry (and absence apologies).

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - I do apologise, I omitted the Tailcock of the week ....Blue moon.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Matron & guests. I have been unable to gather any rofl prizes this week as I have been far too busy being excited.

I shall begin buttling & serving tailcocks immediately.

Miss sibton, Mrs O, Mr DT - flagons of Blue Moon all round

[Psybbo]

ah the butler, all's right with the world

[tonyav]

Good evening your matronship and all who may venture in later, I have parked my horseless carridge in the usuall place the moat[i, what is the tailcock tonight [i]dosn't matter, what ever it is I will part take in a bucket anyway[i]. For the Rofl I have a Hotpoint twin tub [i]circa 1963[i] minus it's motor as I weighed it in for scrap on Thursday, a set of ignition points for a Singer Vogue [i]1962 model[i] and a Aerosol can of WD40 [i]empty] that would enhance any Gentlemans bathroom cabinet.
Also your matronship could I make request for your goodnight thread later please, it is Everything Gonna Be Alright by PP Arnold tia.

[DTCwordfan]

So here we start:

Mamyalynne, the tailcock and buffet queen
opens the Castle evening, her tandoori chicken with a "Blue Moon”.
Better than any British Rail dining car canteen.

Sibton, a lass from near the Causeway stones,
a Giantess amongst the better sex.
Tailcocks galore, wetting her dream of men, chiselled and honed.

Petal, a delicate and supine flower,
until challenged with a tailcock.
Then to turn over a new leaf whilst naked in the shower.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Mr tony - are you quite well sir? You appear to speaking partial gibberish.

Your bucket of tailcock, sir...

[DTCwordfan]

LieinKing the Buttle supreme, full of kinks,
keeper ‘par excellence’ of buckets and coats.
We pale in awe of his love of eating Ladies’ minks.

Tonyav, our suave man about Castle town,
tailcocking and plumbing his way out of life.
Sixteen tappets and valves on this man, arseing his way around.

Croc in his chicken and prawn-filled putrid moat,
Buttle-searched handbags, a rusty Saab, cards and bottles afloat.
Alfie and Llama chomping at his throat.

[tonyav]

Well maj, the gibberish can be explained, I haven't gotten over last weeks tailcocks yet.

[lady-janine]

good evening mamy and all fellow guests. i have managed to salvage (sorry discover) and following items for the rifil:

broken 6B pencil stub;
empty bos once holding violet creams;
photograph one of my fornicating rabbits (not performing)
bottle of wood smoke from bonfire.


please may i have some of the tailcock. my bucket should be around here somewhere.

for safekeeping i have tied the llama to the same post as croc.

[Psybbo]

DT, come join we on the sofa and whisper your magic words

[Mamyalynne]

My word, odes and Haikus so soon, marvellous.

A happy throng gathering too.

Tony, request noted - met PP Arnold twice :-)

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss...erm...lady-j - the llama has joined the croc & his cat in the den for tonight's game.

You silver (coloured) bucket of Blue Moon, Miss.

[DTCwordfan]

Time for the the two important Ladies:

Lady A, Owner of the Mad Over 50s’ Chateau
her crumbling, orange sandstone and stately pile.
A pecuniary landlady, yes it’s true; just give her a Cointreau.


Lady J from Kernow, somewhere near the serpentine Lizard,
needs deep resuscitation, mouth to mouth,
Tony and tailcock at hand as she comes in from the blizzard.

[DTCwordfan]

let me bring over the Hugeshoes for resuscitation, madamoiselle sibton.

[lady-janine]

sounds okay to me DT. omg it's nearly dark outside already. winter will soon be upon us.

[nungate]

Evening all, just a flying visit this evening as I have an appointment with a Sicilian Inspector at 9.00. Just really popped to apologise for my absence at last week's meeting owing to travel problems - the llama is still away on guard duty, Spot, the zebra was away in Cardiff with Best Beloved and Queen of Mean, the alpaca had sprained his ankle perfecting his moves on the dance floor (impossible to to an Argentine tango with 4 feet). I trust I find everyone in the finest of fettles this week. I should love to try a small
sample of Mama's Blue Moon prior to my departure for Vigata....