Mad Over Fifities Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome awaits all who dare to enter Nungate Towers tonight. For our guests tonight, we have a wonderful tailcock Pudsey's Puddle, a heartwarming brew sure to bring that certain "glow" to all who try it, a delightful melange of tropical fruit juices and nectar, with spiced rum at it's centre. In addition to the customary horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts, tonight's hot plate offering will be a delicious lasagne (made from real Italians) and as there as been a lot of fog about this week, we have an extra offering of pea soup - in fond remembrance of those pea souper foggy days of yesteryear. Tonight's pudding trolley has a rich and creamy rice pudding (jam optional)
Music tonight, will be provided as usual by our resident Minstrels with their madrigals and fugues. As a further treat they will be joined tonight by that well known tenor Alfie Bowtie giving us a rendition of Carmen to the garden and Not now I'm Bizet, and later on Alfie will be joined by the minstrels in a musical segue of One Direction's Greatest Hit.

Rofl offerings include: a set of Pudsey ears (used)
3 left socks
A cardboard box (empty, but so useful)
Tickets can be obtained in the vestibule. Get yours now

Carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

Anton Du Beke tony

[DTCwordfan]

a sabbatical, headwreck, and nungate has, graciously, volunteered the Towers to continue the tradition, the occasional drop from those wonderrful reprobates appearing.

[tonyav]

polar, you are a much loved bear.
Anton the dancer then, what is he appearing in then ?

[nungate]

Hello Headwreck, we've not spoken in ages! Can I refer you back to an anwer I gave AnneAsquith earlier on this thread? The story of the relocation of MOFC to Nungate Towers is there.

[DTCwordfan]

are you trying out for Strictly then, QoM?

[nungate]

Oh you found it then Headwreck, it was all down to Queenofmean - her fault really.


I've seen her dance DT, apart from a jive - no chance! I had to teach her to moonwalk! She was shocked!

[tonyav]

Where is it that qom wants to see Anton then ?

[DTCwordfan]

I bet she'll schmooze with Anton well..............

[nungate]

Usher Hall Edinburgh.

Shocked that I could do it! I'm always leaving her traumatised over some things

Reckon she could schmooze Anton - if she put her mind to it (and the sailor didn't object!

[tonyav]

Yep DT, all while sailorboy is away at sea.

[nungate]

Back next month I've been told - no idea when the Anton thing is happening though...........

......................would I want Anton du Beke as a son in law?

[tonyav]

Well I bet he's pretty well loaded, nungate.

[nungate]

there is that I suppose............

[tonyav]

But then again nungate remember that old song ' All The Nice Girls Love A Sailor '.

[nungate]

When she first started dating him I used to sing that all the time - she hated it! (I loved it!)

[DTCwordfan]

Last night was our Usher Hall dance,
I saw you, but you didn't see me.
You were with another Strictly girl,
so confused, so un-free.

What did I ever do to you,
did I not love you enough?
At least I know, it's my sailor-lad, I've got to go,
Life has just been too tough.

I danced all night
out of sight,
not at all
feeling, for once, "QoM" right.

Anton, you caught me watching
for a second or two
you tried to explain
but I'm spoken for, it's no use.