Ah I see my friend, excel, has brought the said items....
so:
Two rolls of spare carol paper, two-ply, and very useful at this time of year
One trumpet minus mouthpiece
Three black truffles, scented out by Snorts my Glocuester Spott
One snooker cue minus tip
One roll of Scotch tape
One packet of flunkies, two-thirds used
One pair of Christmas panties belonging to a woman called Carol
One book by Pickens, Scrooge's Ways to Spending Money
One Snowman minus appendages so they are age apropriate.
One Christmas Cracker (and its not QoM, Tinks, JJ, Minty and and and ) minus the bang and joke bits.
One bike minus a wheel called a Monosomething. The chain is also missing