Hi Captain2, well no, actually, my username makes me look like a right ****.
I am not always right, rather, it's the reverse.
I have had a little snifter, and am ready for bed, however, I have looked at my list of occupations, and I have found one that "may" match, but it's a bit "iffy".
The list shows an occupation called a "seasoner".
I was thinking water = sea
and when we were kids, we would say things like: well my dad's bigger than your dad, so NER!
put the two together, sea+so ner = seasoner.
it doesn't mean it's right.