New Experience

[EcclesCake]

A chicken has just coughed a load of corn into my cleavage.

So, what has happened to you today?

[rockyracoon]

Were you giving the chicken a cuddle at the time? :)

[Mosaic]

What was the chicken doing there?

[joggerjayne]

It all pales into insignificance compared with the chicken corn vomit thing.

[shoota]

Is that a euphemism for something altogether more 'blue'?

[rockyracoon]

Hit submit too soon.

Walked into work this morning, phone rang, it was the OH - "the van keys are in the car"

A-hole!

[boxtops]

Eccles, that's the sort of statement that you sometimes hear as you pass someone in the street, and never hear more of the story..... :-)

I could give you "the cat was sick in the bathroom, and I stepped in it, in bare feet" :-(

[boxtops]

^ mind you, that's not a new experience, it's regular :-(

[EcclesCake]

I was cuddling a chicken at the time but not the one that thought it would be fun throw up on my thru'pennies!

[joggerjayne]

Threads like this just confirm another thing that one just shouldn't do ...

Own pets ...

Along with things like ...

Give birth ...

[cupid04]

Is that what you call a chicken surprise ;-)

[Bazile]

heny chance it's going to end up as a roaster?

[shoota]

Or a corny joke....

Were you amaized?

[Retrochic]

Thankfully it was a hen and not a c*ck-a-doodle-do or that header could have been a whole different thread lol!

[shoota]

What colour is pullet puke anyway?

[EcclesCake]

Rocky, I don't wish to be indelicate but is today really the first time your thought your husband was an a-hole?

Shoota, all I can say is Brahma barf buffs up breasts bootifully!

[mazie]

Last week I sat on a wasp....A real pain in the Bum!

[DTCwordfan]

Have lost my glasses this morning in Truro - and a drawing pen......looks like they have slipped out of my satchel case.....

Chicken Korma for supper tonight, Eccles?

[Bazile]

^^^^^why - did the wasp have it's bum on it's head ?

[tamborine]

Only dead animals are stuffed.

[rockyracoon]

Nah, not really. It was a first to be called at work and have to leave to bring keys back though, on the upside, he was hoovering through when I got back :)