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Wandering, Mr James? There's Nothing Following Behind (8,3,5)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.The Ballad of the Woggler's Moulie (Took/Feldman, arr Rumpo, to the tune of Clementine)
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Monging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine -
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.
So he stole a woggler's moulie
For to make a wedding ring -
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."
Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his moulie to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.
There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor -
Keep your hands off other's moulies,
For it is against the law.
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Monging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine -
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.
So he stole a woggler's moulie
For to make a wedding ring -
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."
Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his moulie to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.
There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor -
Keep your hands off other's moulies,
For it is against the law.
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