It would seem Topcat48 has been away for many years and has perhaps forgotten how to post! or is not coming back to the original post(s) - or indeed is having a laugh but would like to think that's not the case.
Your profile says you've been a member since 2005 and there are previous posts from you in the crossword section.
Perhaps there's some sort of misunderstanding then as you say this is the first time on this site?
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