Mad Over Fifties Club Early I Know

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and a warm welcome to this week’s MOFC here at Queenies Quay. I know it’s early but I’m heading out shortly for a meal and I’ve been planning this all week.

It’s just after Valentines Day so we decided to throw a Valentine's Ball for everyone. This will be held in the heated marquee in the rose garden. All available staff will be on hand to serve drinks, nibbles and take coats. Plant has been pruning and has a lovely selection of roses for you to gift to a member of your choice. Please take care of the balloon decorations we don’t need you floating off into the night.

We have our resident DJ this evening DJ C who will play an eclectic mix of romantic songs, ballads or anything that will make a party a party. So on you go get them dancing shoes on. On the caterers trolley we have loads of steaks, chips, peas and all the steak sauces known to man. We have chocolate covered strawberries for afters.

The Tailcock this evening is Cupid’s Arrow, a light blend of raspberry gin and a few other additions, one that will get them arrows flying and hearts a poppin.

If you want to remain in the house where it’s a little quieter we have the cinema room and the library. We have the volly vents and horses doovers in the dining room and an ice cream trolley where you can make your own sundaes.

For the rofl i have
3 sheets of blue tissue paper
1 pen used no ink, think it was blue
One bag of jelly tots unopened

I may not be about this evening but I may drop in if I can.

Carriages at Midnight.

[Theland]

Coconut cream pie?
Use extra strong incontinence pads.

[TonyV]

You all covered Sharon

[-SharonA-]

Good. Nobody dancing??
Queens sorry to hear about your meal not agreeing with you.

[TonyV]

You got duke box on?

[Theland]

Stick a record on, my feet are tapping.

[Theland]

Oooooh Sharonn. Dont take any more off!

[DTCwordfan]

Evening all - riffle - one police box minus the blue light and siren, one broken snooker ball - purple in colour, one George VI used 1 penny stamp, 3 fishing hooks minus the flies, one piece of Shoofly pie minus the crust and a German chastity belt minus the German and the padlock.

[DTCwordfan]

Also got an extra cabaret act, 2 Japanese blow-up dolls, one called No and the other Yeah who sing songs like My Way.

[queenofmean]

Hi DT...

Thank you Sharon I won’t lie, I feel horrendous...I think Rahul is doing some sort of dancing...

[Theland]

I was thinking, yes I was thinking about.
What was I thinking?
Come to me in a minute.

[TonyV]

Queenie can't get through the door you bodyguard stopping me

[Theland]

Hope I get a body search.
Love hands on my body!

[queenofmean]

Tony - just tell him I command him to move...immediately or he will be fired.

[tonyav]

Evening all, didn't relies that we had an early start tonight.

A bucket of that luvely tailcock if you please, no hang on make that two buckets seeing that I have some catching up to do ;-)

For the ROFL I have a Quality Street tin half full of various nut, bolts, screws and nails and two roll ups donated by my mate Winston.

[Theland]

Oh dear. Be careful of the toilets.
Somebody didn't flush!

[queenofmean]

I’ll get Tap the plumber to have a look TL.

Tony...I was going out this evening so decided to leave things here until I was back.
That tin sounds good actually!

[tonyav]

Right, I see queenie.

[queenofmean]

Didn’t want to let anyone down really either.

[tonyav]

Good gal, queenie.

[Theland]

Has anybody found my wallet?