Limerick!

[oligopoly]

Calling all witty people - your help please in making up a limerick! First 2 lines:

There once was a tinker named Meg

who ran to Dublin and back with a keg........

Next 3 lines please!

Thanks!

[rd14962]

There once was a Tinker named Meg,

Who ran to Dublin and back with a keg,

Fell with a shout

Begorrah! Me Stout,

I've tripped over me own ****** leg!!

[valerieb1254]

Ha Ha Ha Nice one rd14962

Val.

[rd14962]

There was a young man Rd14962

Who answed a question for you,

You said thank you Ray,

But I'm not willing to pay,

My presence should cover my dues!

[poisonivy]

There once was a tinker named Meg

who run to Dublin and back with a keg

When she got home she was f****d

cos on the way she got booked

"It's illegal to run with one leg!"

[kevh_uk]

There once was a tinker named Meg

who ran to dublin and back with a keg

she just couldn't wait

to get in a state

so she swapped it for absinth instead

[Dsg]

There once was a tinker named Meg

Who ran to Dublin & back with a keg

While in Temple Bar

She took off her bra

And juggled her tits with her leg !!

[Marsh]

There once was a tinker named Meg
Ran to Dublin and back with a keg.
She was bruised top to toe
And she said "Now I know
Why it's better to run with an egg."

[Dustybun]

There once was a tinker called Meg

Who ran to Dublin and back with a keg.

She went back for another

But tripped over her brother

And ended up breaking her leg!