Riddle

[Pentire]

Riddle : Two men walk along the beach; who gets there first?

[10ClarionSt]

Three men walking on the beach and they see a mermaid sitting on some rocks. Wow!

The first guy said, have you ever been kissed?

No, I haven't. So he gives her great big kiss.

The second guy said said, have you ever been fondled?

No, I haven't. So he does some "manipulation" on her.

The third guy says, have you ever been ***d?

No, I haven't.

Well, you are now darling. The tide's just gone out.

[bobbinwales]

what are you going for pentire??

[1581960]

Sorry bobbinwales, only just noticed your question. Presumably they are walking along the beach together, so wherever 'there' is, they will get there together, neither will be first.

[bobbinwales]

Or mabe the beach was infintely long so they never got there, or maybe the answers neither cos they were walking in the wrong direction.
The riddle isnt a proper riddle IMO... theres something missing surely

[bobbinwales]

...but thanks for coming back to me 1581960, hopefully pentire will return to there thread at some point with an update

[1581960]

It might be a bit obscure, that is what riddles are, a straightforward question is hardly a riddle. As the riddle is posed I think neither is probably the best answer.