blondes

[dilf]

i asked my wife to get me 2 passport photos for my licence while she was in town and could she find out if they did ear pierceing while you wait in the hairdressers and she fell for it, can you beat that

[hobbitess]

Probably used to being asked dumb questions?????????

[Quizmonkey]

Did she remember the tin of elbow-grease and the bucket of compressed air?

[Dustybun]

......and the light black shoe polish?

[spacechimp]

lol.

[ermintrude35]

..how about a long weight and a pair of sky hooks...

left handed screwdriver and tartan paint...

poor woman , bet you've tried them all on her...

[spacechimp]

Tell her you're too busy to go to the toilet and ask if she could go for you. If she does that, she's just playing along with you.

[rogerr]

Many years ago there was a TV ad for Texas,where they said "ask for Tom". My husband's secretary was going to Texas so he told her that if she asked for Tom she might get a discount.She fell for it, but aren't men rotten sometimes!

[bricro]

Who took back a scarf because it was too tight!

[rogerr]

There's the glass hammer too.

This could go on forever,let's set a record.

[rescuer]

Adding to spacechimp's contribution -------

A group of simple chaps were playing cards when one of them said: 'I shall have to go to the toilet - I'm bursting.'. One of the others said: 'Go for me whilst you are there.'

When the first man returned the second man said: ' You didn't go for me, did you?' 'Oh, sorry,' said the first one, 'I'll go back for you.'

When he returned he said: ' Well, when I got there I found that you didn't want to go!'

[razza]

Some years ago,I asked my sister in law to fetch me the football post on a saturday morning,then a few weeks later I asked her to get me the burglars gazette,she fell for it both times.

[Goofy]

and I supose it's in Q&P cos we're all puzzled that we are reading this c**p

[Dustybun]

thanks everyone - this has been fun. Shame that someone has to come along and try and spoil it for everyone else. The words blanket and wet come to mind!!!

[CompNut]

Hi, spacechimp, what does 1o1 mean, please? I'm new here so I'm still learning from all you clever people.

[spacechimp]

lol means laughing out loud.

[CompNut]

Thanks, spacechimp, for enlightening me. (I had thought it might be One on One - but couldn't see the connection.)