hitlers town halls

[dilf]

how many town halls did hitler have and can one be seen in the albert hall

[robbo82]

Apparently, one more than Goebbels.

[dilf]

sometimes your just too quick robbo

[baileys]

Colonel Bogey Marches on lol

[WaldoMcFroog]

From Wikipedia:

Did Hitler really have one testicle?

An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970, by which time Soviet propagandists could well have been aware of the British song (just possibly through defectors like Kim Philby). However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978), accepts the accuracy of this evidence:

Since the matter is of considerable importance to the psychological development of Hitler from infancy onward, let us pause here and come to grips with the problem of the Fuehrer's testicles. It can now be affirmed that the British Tommies were right all along in the first line of their version of the Colonel Bogey March, they were although manifestly mistaken in the last�that is to say, unless Goebbels' 6 children were the progeny of adoption, paternal surrogacy or some hitherto unconsidered, presumably unpalatable "Gott mit uns" form of divine intervention.

The autopsy performed by the Red Army pathologists on Hitler's body... [produced clear] findings:

The left testicle could not be found either in the scrotum or on the spermatic cord inside the inguinal canal, or in the small pelvis...

[dilf]

there was a programme on bbc3 last night which said that hitler was in fact bibollicle and the first line of the song is wrong
if you work it out on average the human male has less than 2,so if bbc3 is correct then hitler had more balls than the average bloke

[baileys]

surely you would need three to have more than the average lol

[dilf]

well if you devide the number of testicles[ bear in mind some people have only 1] by the number of males you would get an average of 1.9998 per bloke- which is less than 2. so hitler had more than average if he had 2