fill in the blanks with the name of a musical instrument - you will have to ignore spellings snd stretch your imagination to complete the story:-
Joe met ena on a - piano - liner. She looked marvellous in an - accordian - pleated skirt. with a bunch of - viola - at her waist. Hearing her - trumpet - like voice he rushed to meet her, falling over a - drum - of oil as he did so. Would you like to meet me at the - concert ina - he said. No she replied I would rather hear the - Ban jo -. Before they went Joe said if he didnt get a ------------- he would get a chill. They decided to play cards but Ena said to Joe "when you should play a high card why do you always ------------and when I played an ace why did you --------? Lets have an ice cream - cornet - said Joe. He kissed her -------tly as a --------- of his affection. Then he went away and drank a ----------- , lit a - pipe - and watched the sailors ------------ while he looked over the side.
sorry janbuck it is just a local thing - fundraiser for choral society - �1 a go with about 500 questions!!!!!!!!!!! Must have taken someone ages to prepare - closing date is 10th Oct my mother in law gave me a copy to mess with!!!!!!!!!