'Roy-ters' AP
CANUCKS BEATEN IN GK OLYMPICS.
After being thoroughly trounced the Canucks were the first to congratulate the winner and the runners-up and were actually seen, as the winners stood on the podium, lustily singing the National Anthem.
In a rare interview the synchonised Canadian pair of O-ice1 and O-ice2 admitted there had been quarrelling in the camp this month over who should take the lead in the games, but they promised to clean up their act prior to any further participation.
In typical Canadian fashion they extended the hand of friendship through cyberspace and congratulated Sarumite on a stunning victory. They also extended congrats to the runners-up Jan, Magyar and Tenter.
They would also like to thank the promotor Shamrockblue whose efforts pulled in so many contenders. They also thanked the the judge, jury, and scorer Messrs Crofter, Crofter and Crofter whose help was invaluable and who neatly closed the games for this the month of November 2006.