I AM your friend, but I have a complicated man here who wants his supper and he's making noises about my being on the computer etc. I always have to leave the party early because of you complicated men, but I wouldn't be without you (plural and many).
Pauline can help herself to my share, but I drink white wine and I'm not sure if it's okay to mix the two colours. What do you get when you mix red and white? Pink?
I'm away before he shuts the power off and the computer goes POP!
Uncomplicated men! My A**