Lordy, ladies, you want well rotted manure for you veg patch come here and help yourselves - we have to pay to have it taken away!
All this talk of food and no drink is worrying me about whether the shrubbery is going teetotal; man can not live long on vol-au-vents and finger food or batons of veg dunked in dips. Next you will be offering goujons of low fat chicken breast lightly fried in a lager batter with a salad dressed in a grape oil vinaigrette.
Bring on steak and kidney pudding and ale, or beef wellington and claret.
Then the savouries and the port
Oh, then the brandy or armagnac and a helping hand to bed.