Watch out Dris is about!!!!

[Drisgirl]

Guess who I just got -hook line sinker -wa haay!!!!

[Drisgirl]

Want a clue -its a good one honestly -lol

[MONTCRIEFF49]

me

[pastafreak]

.....is it a bird...is it a plane......??...no it's........!!

[dot.hawkes]

have you pulled? spare us the details but keep it clean

[hau kola]

Did you phone Whiffey?

[Drisgirl]

Could be a bird or could be a plane-who the ff knows?

[honky-tonk]

Are you on Blackpool beach rescuing the sailors Dris

[megan07]

Hi Dris how's you my love, hope you have a nice weekend love and hugs megan. xxx

[Drisgirl]

U want it -youre getting it verbatum

Broad Oirish Accent -'Err heelo dere -is dat Declan'

A.N Other -'Sorry who?'

Me 'Declan -dat you dere? -how about yeee?'

A.N Other -No sorry think you must have the wrong number its M****

Reeled him in -like a good one -wa haay -high 5 PMSL

RESULT !!!!!!!!!

[Drisgirl]

Proud o me Leg ??????

[whiffey]

I just had a phone call from a drunk. A big booming hairy voice, very pleasant, but not one to be allowed south of Carlisle.

[Drisgirl]

Eff off off my thread then boring fart and see to Chico lol

[dot.hawkes]

well when ever i ring M*** he is so sweet and pleasant so maybe you got the lodger

[Drisgirl]

Did ya -must have been Honky then -cos I dont have a hairy voice .What did she say -cmon spilll?

I am all sweetness and light and aw quaint.

[dot.hawkes]

chico is montcreiffes parrot