Can you work this out

[paris81]

Can you construct a sentence, with the word 'AND' in it, five times in sucession. it needs to be plausible.
AND WHAT DOES THIS SAY, CAN YOU TRANSLATE IT PLEASE
D D's R
D D 's R.
RD?
DR!
Oo R, So D R
and at the side of it you have 2 what look like beetles or spiders one with the body missing.
Thanks for your help these are driving me mad

[auntflo]

i think it is a signwriter making a sign saying eg 'smith and jones'.
he needs to start again as the gaps between 'smith' and 'and' and 'and' and jones are too small.

[Stephen_G]

5 `And's'

There was a man who had a bar. The bar was called, "The Pig and Whistle." The owner paid a signwriter to make a new sign for his bar. When the new sign was hung the owner was annoyed at the signwriter for getting it wrong. The signwriter had written it "Pigwhistle."
As the owner explained there should be a space between Pig and "and" and "and" and Whistle!

The second bit is a bit tougher. The R is short for are, so you've got RD? - Are they. DR - They are. Then Oo R, so D R - OOh! Ah! So they are. I think it's the scouse mickeytake of pronouncing th as a D

"Dey do dough, don't dey dough"

[DaisyMae]

This so reminds me of the silly rhyme -

AB, CD gol'fish
MNO gol'fish
SDR gol'fish
CDBDIs.

[Diane1954]

yyur
yyub
yyur
yy4me
















two wise you are
two wise you be
two wise you are
two wise for me

[DaisyMae]

Diane I think that should read -

yyur
yyub
icur yy4me

Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.