As always when I get to this point each Saturday, the question uppermost in my mind is not whether the Telegraph has or hasn't produced the crossword online, rather it's will AB be kind and allow this to be posted or is the ABed still emptying the rubbish bins from last night's debauchery, in which case I'll be back to square one.
In view of what's been happening so far, I'll hit submit and be back with more later ........... fingers crossed S