Welcome to the first of what I hope will be five weeks of sheer fun and frivolity as guests of Her Serene Highness, the Princess Stephanie in her own country, far away across the sea. This royal title has already been dubbed by crofter in last night's posting and I must say he likes alliteration in such cases. However, as many of her guests are quite familiar with the Princess's somewhat relaxed and informal style, most customs normally observed in a regal household will be set aside in this instance.
Curtsying and bowing and scraping would be frowned upon, the royal 'we' will be absolutely unheard of and the Princess can personally handle a certain amount of banter on a one-to-one basis; so at this point, I gladly hand over to her Highness.
The McKellar words were a great description of your homeland, except at 30,000 feet looking down delete 'brown' and insert 'red'. I'll go with
Scrum Down
Under Cover
Chewing Gum
Tree House