Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[Mamyalynne]

cathy calm down you know what happens if you get over excited the tickets are all number beige the colours will be drawn later

[caththecrazy]

What is the man called? And what about his mouth and ears do they have names

Very strange just giving your moustache a name...my moustache doesn't have a name

[Naomicorlett]

If his moustache is called Bert. What is the rest of him called?

[Mamyalynne]

tell him the waxing sessions are on tuesdays

[Naomicorlett]

BU88er pipped at the post by CC. (ta for recipe)

[Mamyalynne]

now apart from the pergo gino what else have we to drink and is it to be fish and chips or pasty and peas for supper

[caththecrazy]

your welcome Naomi

I hope the tickets are beige mamyalynne might have got confused....

Why are the people from the home of the bewildered all wearing tea cosies on their heads???

[Naomicorlett]

Fish and chips for me please and a large glass of pinot.


And while I am here it's been PUZZLING me ....why is this thread in Quizzes and Puzzles ? Is it to keep the trolls from CB out ??

[bensmum]

Can I come back - I promise to behave

[caththecrazy]

I have no idea but peopel do go and post things about it in cb - mostly about us being mad and sad but are chirpy when they post here - I've got their number rank and errr other thing

If they come again I will put them in the lower upper back to front hall with the under mad over mad butler...

[Meg]

I've just arrived on the bewildered bus, it's not a tea cosy, it's a knitted hairnet!!

[Naomicorlett]

Tea cosies?? Tea cosies ?? I will have you know that they are the latest fashion in trendy headwear...Check out the ear holes. http://www.vam.ac.uk/images/image/13016-popup. html

[Mamyalynne]

naomi i refer you to our constitution book page 368

It grew from a confusion over a quiz question from another place and has remained here as we can easily get lost

[Naomicorlett]

Ah now I underconstumble!!

[Mamyalynne]

and i take no credit as am only matron pro tempo

was her ladyship alex who was founder and we wish her well and a speedy return to her fold

[caththecrazy]

But they have no ears...

|Well is this is? The speaker appears to be having a slug of whiskey from a hip flask .....

I hope he hurries up I'm bored already....

Mamyalynne shall I see if there is anythign interesting in your knitting back? And did Jan's hubby ever show up - she lost him here a few weeks ago

[albaqwerty]

i'm in the lower upper back to front hall sniff :(

[Mamyalynne]

I am glad tp havr deconfabulated you

[mrs.chappie]

There's also a man with a pair of wellies called Fred.

[Mamyalynne]

think jans other half decamped with a rugby prop forward