In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all. Lost property is quite low this week and consists of
half a bag of peanut brittle 3 lace doileys and a butterfly net
please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of
12 lavender bath cubes A foot file 2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)
I've won the foot file Ellier will be pleased as her nails need some tlc - oh carrust perhaps you could hold Ellie's foot up while I file her toe nails????
things have been a little different i hope i am demoted again to undermaifd especially as the son and heir is due back from foreign climes very soon , thought i might be in there
Well, laydeeze. Thanks for the entertainment. Gorra go now, missus has been away in Poland for a few days, & I've got to be all fit & ready to go for when she returns...is there any powdered rhino horn in the kitchen?
eh LF art getting above ones sstation i will have you know i have a wonderful view of flowing water , trees and a plethora of wildlife (or neighbours as we call them) if i move my curtain is that you outside LOL
well good night carrust - pop in again soon but make sure you have the correct paperwork as her ladyship is a stickler for detail whaaat
You can't ask for rhino horn one of Ellie's best friends is a white rhino and he just lost his great uncle Remus and if Ellie hears she'll not be happy....
mamy you and the son and heir - only draw back I can see is the father in law