Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[tamborine]

knobs....these lovlies sample my cakes before I market them.

Have just made some sugared knotweed.....delish. Wanna try them?

[caththecrazy]

well hellllllllllllllllo

I've bought along a few things for the raffle - I tried to give them to the charity shop but they didn't want them -

one half of a holey vest

a half eaten pot of some green things with a woolley linng on top

and a jar of pickled something floating in a brown liquid

[Mamyalynne]

cathy welcome but i think this is becoming a joke to some all cocktails and even posh cakes are provided and the level of prizes is deteriorating please try harder

[alexanderd]

are we dancing tonight only I have sme new clogs I want to get worn in

[Mamyalynne]

There will be a talk later by the local embroiders guild a fascinating insight into stitchery they say

[Mamyalynne]

ooh are you asking will dust off me shawl then

[alexanderd]

Ill look forward to that talk as I get a stitch everyt ime I run for the bus

[tamborine]

could I have some camel hair to spin......am knitting scarves for the afghans.

[Mamyalynne]

yes we had some dropped stitches in lost prop but i think they were claimed

maybe i could dtitch a coat for alfie for the winter

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Hmmm sugared knotweed is that like

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Oh fook the Mrs took me mouse away before I could say what sugared notweed was like

[caththecrazy]

well me Ellie is asleep so can we start on the cocktails now as you know what she's like when she sees the pernod.

so which emergency service shall we call out tonight then?

[Mamyalynne]

tambo doesnt shed much hair but will see what i can do

knotweed is that a stith too?

[Mamyalynne]

Honest do not bring in a mouse Ellie will have a fit

[caththecrazy]

omg - a mouse - they are elephants worst nightmares - please no

[tamborine]

sugared knotweed for the afghans in exchange for their produce.....but they want it wrapped in scarves, as they're cold.

[Mamyalynne]

will take a long time as i say humph doesnt lose much hair hope you aren`t in a mad hurry or anything

[alexanderd]

just found a raffle ticket, a sort of pinky,bluey,blacky colour no 1,234.567 If anyone has lost it I have left it in the upstairs,under corridor under the parasol in the garden

[caththecrazy]

Where did the parasol come from? Ok who has been into that pub garden on the way here and stolen their parasol again? Last timje there was so much trouble...

When is the stitching beginning only my top has a whole in it and maybe they could stitch it up?

mammy - can I have a nother cocktail and are we going for the fish and chips I'm starving as I put my clothes on back to front and I've been going backwards all day

[Mamyalynne]

cathy i thought pasty and peas for supper but if you insist we will send out for chips as they deliver now


stitchery talk in 10 mins in upper lesser lower library annexe