Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[Meg]

I enjoyed my vetting, am now frantically running round with a butterfly net. Who baked those little cakes? I must thank them.

[caththecrazy]

All those who missed the vetting may form an orderly queue and we will get the next lot of men in uniform to do the job

[Mamyalynne]

liverpoofoo i do not hail fron merseyside and i have not got a title yet well not toi my face anyways

[Mamyalynne]

vetting eh i shall get me rubber gloves shall i?

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya neither do i hail from liverpool i'm from a small place called Bolton LOL

[Mamyalynne]

oooh then you are correct and a ride home in a stretch anything will be fine

[caththecrazy]

don't forget about rule 7 will you?

Here were we supposed to be looking after is Lordship or did LadyAlec take him with her???

I can hear a moaning from the cellar

[alexanderd]

dont want to cast nasturtions on your lift home Mamy but should you be riding a tandem this late at night?

[alexanderd]

who said good morning in the cellar? more elderjuice wine please

[Mamyalynne]

cathy lady alex has care of his ludship now dont fret


ooh a tandem never been on one what an adventure should i place trust in a fellow Boltonian ive never met??

[Mamyalynne]

the cellar the cellar oh my goodness its that man again ibet thought there was a strange lingering odour of the garlic still

[liverpoolfoo]

You won't need the services of the stretch Robin Reliant seeing your a local girl LOL

[Meg]

Bolton?? Can you drop me off in Wigan? Please don't mention Lordalex, I had enough of him last week. All that waving things about drove me potty.

[tamborine]

Any of you Bolton-ites heard of Popes?

[carrust]

Just tell me one thing? Have the contributors to this thread just be released into the community! I can't make head nor tail of it!

[Meg]

carrust, keep coming, you'll learn.

[alexanderd]

carrust welcome it wont take long and you will be one of us

[caththecrazy]

If you think we're bad you should see those from the home of the bewildered....

No we are not yet ready for care in the community young man

Have a few jellybean cocktails and all will become clear and do you have a uniform?

[Mamyalynne]

ooh carrust we are wise beyond our years and our ears

tambo there have been many popes but none from Bolton to my knowledge

[carrust]

Uniform! I don't want any moist moments from you ladeeez>