Mad over 50`s Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In light of her ladyships continued convalescence I once again have the honour the thow open the doors.

Lost property seems to be empty or we have had burglars.

I have crocheted 3 string vests for the raffle and have a lime green fluffy hotwater bottle cover too.

Please make sure all animals are securely tethered, theres a plentiful supply of vegatables for them in the trough by the servants entrance.

Tonights entertainment is by the Chippendales (please calm down ladies ) they are furniture restorers handy if you have a tatty what-not.

[petal54]

there was burglers,found a bowlig ball going up piccadilly on my way home from ascot,pink elephant trod on it & exploded

[Jan1957]

I've had a tatty what-not for years. Not sure if it can be restored though.

[Mamyalynne]

jan theres always hope they tell me they can work wonders seems they did wonders with mrs daventry`s library steps

[Mamyalynne]

did you drink a lot petal seeing pink elephants not good so early on

[petal54]

lost not just my shirt at the races

[Meg]

Good evening ladies. I've brought some home made whisky and a liberty bodice for the raffle.

[Mamyalynne]

evening meg lovely to see you


petal my love please don`t bring us into disrepute maybe you should wear the liberty bodice as you`ve no shirt

[tamborine]

have a couple of cake tins for the raffle, with the push bits missing. Put my old tights over them as they're really useful as fly swats.

Oh - you can't put LadyAlex's spare dentures in the raffle - she will be looking for them.

[petal54]

many apologies,taken a taxi home so not to be arrested,of to sleep it off,if hippo'll get off the lilo

[Jan1957]

What time will the Chippendales be starting? My what-not is getting tattier as we speak. Could I have some home made whisky please. I'm all out of vodka.

[Mamyalynne]

Tambo who mentioned dentures or am I in the wrong place (not unusual)

[Meg]

Here jan, it was for the raffle but I couldn't resist opening it. Hold your nose when you take the first mouthful.

[Mamyalynne]

yes jan you may have a hooch and pernod cocktail lets call it a sandpaper

the chippendales won`t start without a much larger audience as they are very vain

So keep your whatsit under wraps for now

[Mamyalynne]

Oh has petal gone do hope she doesn`t bring her hippo next week they are huge and unpredictable Alfie will be scared

[tamborine]

I've taken the dentures off the raffle table - I might need them.

I got an Ikea flat pack.....maybe your little man can build it.

[mrs.chappie]

I've got the push-up bits but I've lost the rest of the cake tins. I'll bring them once I've managed to wrestle them off the dogs. The silly mutts think they're frizbees.

[petal54]

sorry,hijacked the chippendales,they got in my taxi,& being gents,are making sure i get home safe,i'll send'm on asap

[el-knobbs]

Oh fook this I'm outta here its full of cwazy old women

[Mamyalynne]

Tambo good thinking they are very ambe ambo ambi.......good

mrs chappie so thats 2 cake tins now and old socks was it?

[Mamyalynne]

has the doorknob gone missing ? well they can fashion us a new one of those too we will keep them busy