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Strix turned the page and read on:
“What’s worse, coz, is that the RSPCA are accusing Master Robin of having an ursine pet so malnourished that the ursine had, perforce, to raid apiaries in the SSSI so as to feed himself.
I’m not feeling very nourished myself as I have given up on Voles and Shrews for these 40 days of fasting and am having to survive on field mice who are in short supply, because this winter has been so cold, and have been hibernating overlong. I was so desperate for food the other day I had a close brush with a vulpine over trying to be first to get to, of all things, a church mouse.
For Heaven’s sake, who will protect us from these bureaucratic bullies?
Dear coz, it’s all very cross-making.
Yours as ever,
OWL”
What-a-todo, What-a-todo” Strix twitted.