Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship continues to attend to family duties, may I once again welcome you all to a pseasant evening of chit chat and banter.

The winner of the Egg decorating competition was alexanderd, for a wonderfully eggy tableaux of The Battle of Trafalgar (the hamper can be collected when you are ready)

Tonights raffle prizes include:
3 Bingo dabbers
A Paisley headscarf
A tube of Deep Heat
A fridge magbet of Blackpool Tower


Tonights talk and demonstration will be on the wonderful homecraft of Rag Rug making. This will be given by Miss Dolores Mattinson (spinster of this parish)

Dinks and nibbles are as usual on the buffet sideboard in the lower greater lesser dining hall.

[Mamyalynne]

well part garter and part moss stitch to give texture

[askyourgran]

Brilliant mamya, it's the moss that does it,

[Mamyalynne]

Have some jacket spuds and salsa ready too, all done on the embers of the garden bonfire, so crispy skin mmmm

[boxtops]

I'm here, everyone, hope you are not all going home, I have been to a fancy dress murder mystery so have come in my glad rags, I will just catch up with your goings on now!

[Mamyalynne]

welcome boxtops, help yourself to drinks and nibbles and of course a pipng hot spud. Were you the murderer or the victim or an investigator, either way your outfit is very nice.

[boxtops]

Thank you mamya, I was thankfully a suspect not the victim or the perpetrator, so I come here with a clean conscious. Those potatoes are yummy. Is everyone else OK?, it looks like it's been a fairly calm evening here tonight so far (and we are already past the witching hour!).

[seekeerz]

Goodevening, mamya - are you still accepting guests ?? I didn't know it was fancy dress, but I'm wearing my nightie and fluffy slippers - is that ok ??

[Mamyalynne]

Yes quiet but select I like to describe it, I do know Milady will check up on me, so its important we keep standards up. So far so good. Have another spud if you wish and U will nip out to feed the menagerie and have a sneaky ciggy

[society]

Hello hello hello you lovely mad, young people over 50!

Hope you all are having a grand weekend and enjoying the beautiful weather. xx

[askyourgran]

Well I have to love you and leave you all, it has been so entertaining, I've got a lift home from one of m'luds beaters so It won;t be long before I have my Horlicks. See you tomorrow/ goodnight x

[boxtops]

I loved alexander's story about not being able to get the trap over the jumps at Aintree - perhaps Prince Flipflop will let him go carriage racing with him next time his Highness is passing, that would be a good event!

[seekeerz]

Goodness me, there's a lot of people I've never met before here tonight - does one wait to be introduced or do we get a name tag to wear ?? Of course I lnow miss meg and have recently made the aquaintance of boxtops, but does one just jump on and say 'Hi' ??

[Mamyalynne]

society we are indeed enjoying the springlike weather it is most agreeable.

Boxtops what a spiffing idea and am sure alexanderd will agree, hobnobbing with royalty what fun!

[Mamyalynne]

seekeeerz lovely to see you, just barrel in and make yourself at home there are tailcocks on the side buffet table and nibbles aplenty

[seekeerz]

Oooo, thanks mamya - I was just hiding behind the curtains in the corner, thought I might have been a bit too casually dressed but a tailcock sounds lovely - I'll go easy on the nibbles for a bit, having just had breakfast. Have you ever tried vegemite with the cashews instead of the local product ?? could be a bit of a culture shock for some

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no I am very flexible in that regard and one of the few who like bith, equally good brushes on potatoes before roasting adds a depth of flavour

[seekeerz]

You're very creative with your cooking mamya, have you thought of becoming an international chef - some of the knitted volly would go down a treat here in Oz, but you'/d have to get the footy club colours right

[boxtops]

Hi seekerz, it's good to have someone visitng who's just got up, most of us are tidying up before we go up the wooden stairs.... once we've left this party, of course. We';ve had a lovely spring day here in the UK today - how's yours looking?

[seekeerz]

Oh, crikey - I'll have to fly - the boss is back early and we're going out for lunch. If he finds I'm visiting and still dressed in me nightie, he'll take away my magic carpet !!

[Mamyalynne]

Night or is t morning seekeeerz bye