Mad over 50's club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, I am unsure if her Ladyship has returned to these shores as her departure was delayed by the ash!

So I will welcome you all, garden parasols have been erected in the garden although it is clouding over a little. Thre are champagne tailcocks as well as the usual wide selection. Trays of nibbles of all varieties are also on the side buffet table.

For the non raffle/ lucky dip I havebrought

A jar of organic tartare sauce
A pink croheted hotiie cover
3 pairs of brown boot laces.

So pull up a tuffet and have a chat.

Mamya

[slinky.kate]

mamya i thought you were getting pedalo's for the moat.i cwould love a sail up the clyde em??? moat

[askyourgran]

UUummm Park Drive, second hand but no matter ttfn. Making me feel a bit dizzy though. I must say Alexandered looks pretty nifty tonight in his penguin suit, almost Victor Sylvesterish, pity he kept his wellies on though.

[Mamyalynne]

You and water eh Katy allers the same, I think it was a problem with the public liability insurance, you know how tight with the purse strings they are. Have a paddle in the fountain instead that should be okay or get Ellie to hose you down.

[ttfn]

Like moat et chandon kate?

[ttfn]

<<gigling>> you mean though though quick quick though gran <<hic>> pardon moi - Matron do you have any Michaels please?

[alexanderd]

Sorry about the wellies, dancing shoes are at the cobblers, just bumpped into that lot from next door wanying to know if they could join the party. No way but I pinched there crisps and twiglets, help yourselves

[slinky.kate]

i am eating argentinean flame grilled steak, walkers crisps quite nice. i could get a loan of alexandereds wellies and go for a paddle

[ttfn]

Might have to ask Mamya for a doggie bag at this rate. Now please do try big sis's chocolate torte - I thought you would like it - only small slicestis very rich and with all the jumping and dancing tonight we don't want to have wash the courtyard down do we?

[Mamyalynne]

Michaels?? ttfn?? are you taking the mickey?

[Mamyalynne]

Did you mean Eamon Andrews?

[ttfn]

Michael Rennies - for my <<hic>> problem - you know the high-as-a-hat hernia

[alexanderd]

Eamon Andrews? was that Archies dad? He always looked a bit wooden to me

[Mamyalynne]

agreed I think I am getting confussed better get the meds trolley LOL

[ttfn]

For a man who didn't have a very bubbly personality I am surprised he didn't vent his spleen Alexanderd. Kate wants the loan of your wellies to go moating on the boat lake or summat like that. Just another large tailcoat please to go with your cummerband sauce on the pizza - good warmed up innit.

[askyourgran]

I could never work out who had his hand up who's back Alexandered Archie or Peter Brough.

[ttfn]

Peter used to do the juggling act on his show didn't he gran? I remember the night he dropped one.

[askyourgran]

The torte is lovely who tort your sis to make torte, I would love to make torte like this. But knowing me I have difficulty following directions.

[Mamyalynne]

That Daisy May was scary, think I`ll be alrright now I`ve had me meds.

Heres some auntyacid for you ttfn this high hatted ernie is a nuisance, have another tailcock.

[askyourgran]

Did he really ttfn, I always thought he was a well brought up lad, was Archie nearby as well? Must have been eating beans eh.

[ttfn]

I torte I saw a pussy cat a creeping up on me I torte I saw........... more records please soembody - Alexanderd said he was in the mood - but I think he's in the gents again. Big sis is a brilliant cook gran - she puts alcofrol in all her courses - even the custard has the kick of a mule - hee haw <<hic>> - I would settle for a settler please Matron