Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, I do hope I have my facts straight and I am due to take the reins again as her Ladyship is on her gallivanting once more (how the other half live eh?)

I have been very busy today and the place is spotless, though some disappointment with the overall look of the knobs and knockers despite excellent help from the 'Home and Garden' section. Still one can but do ones best.

For the raffle I have,

A pack of gold paper doileys
3 yards of knicker elastic
A Scott Joplin CD
and a tin of Mint Imperials

The usual refreshments are on the hall buffet table, plenty of Tailcocks, voltra vons and my specials tonight are crispy Lemon and black pepper chicken fritters with a hummus dip.

Apologies for non attendance received so far, come from ttfn who is partaking of the good country air.

[Meg]

Think alex is trying to say you get delhi belly if you get a mouth full of moat water.

[flicrat]

No worries Miss Meg. I am assured that the stickers are a great way of teaching small boys how to cope with large numbers!Maybe there are older boys who would like help with large numbers too....??

[alexanderd]

Large numbers of what? Count me in

[Mamyalynne]

Dozy in an old place like this you will get the odd spot and even a cobweb or two, try not to worry.

[dozeydo]

Oh is that what he meant?? No, no - I won't get that, I have a very strong stom..... Oops! sorry Mamya! and after all your hard work too! I have effected repairs but feel that i would be better at home in less imposing surroundings - fewer knobs and knockers to clean, so I'll say good night to all you lovely people.

[Meg]

Calm down alex, remember good things come in small boxes.
Hint hint, nudge nudge.

[flicrat]

"Count you in" alexanderd? So you do need help with numbers! Does a night of digits and figures beckon?

[Mamyalynne]

Night dozy, what are we counting?? is it the cutlery stock take again

[Meg]

I have just had a puff in the courtyard, very enjoyable.

I need to report humph and ellie are tossing heirlooms about. George is catching them with his tail.

Nice to see the animals happy.

Another double please.

[alexanderd]

just popped home on the skateboard and brought back some hot soup for those venturing outside for ciggies. Vodka and mixed veg with some croutons( well, bits of dry bread really but lets pretend)

[Mamyalynne]

Soup how delish and so warming,

Meg, there's a puff in the garden, well tell him to gather those heirlooms or I shall be in bother.

[alexanderd]

Miss meg, something is puzzling me what did you do with a puff in the garden(whatever turns you on I suppose)

[flicrat]

Good night all. Sorry to break up the party ( I haven't broken up any heirlooms though!) but am asleep after the excitement of watching Leicester City lose to Sunderland in the good fresh air this afternoon. And apologies for next week. 3rd daughter getting married, eight years and two small boys on. Great excitement!

[alexanderd]

flicraft do you support the lads or Leicester?

[Mamyalynne]

goodnight Flicrat and have a great wedding

[Meg]

Soup, super, ty alex.
Animals playing.
Alex a puff is a puff, of cig
typed a lot more but even I didn't understand it.
Must stop drinking these tailcocks......

[flicrat]

The lads of Leicester City do you mean?Of course - and my other team is Norwich! Night night! Positively last appearance this week!!

[alexanderd]

thats cleared that up Missmeg(I think)

[Mamyalynne]

It is as well to keep a check on Meg ,Alex as she can get a little, err wwell you know. She's from Wigan you see.

[alexanderd]

wigan, thats foreign isnt it?