Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I step into the breech, as her Ladyship is entertaining the Dowager aunt. I feel after the strenuous and brain testing evening of the AB quiz (who won again, do remind me!) We will not have a guest speaker as such, rather any member with an interesting hobby or topic, may give us a small speech.

Later there will be some dancing on the terrace, however due to the age and delicate nature of some members there will be little in the way of Disco or Rock (unless requested) but music of a more sedate and maybe a little smoochy in tempo.

For the raffle, I donate

3 Corn plasters (washed)
Jar of Vicks vapour rub
5 Strepsils (Blackcurrant)

So settle in and make yourselves comfy, Tailcocks and nibbles are in the long hall on the buffet sideboard.

[ttfn]

Thank you alex - don't mind if we do. Now tell me - I hear you are a bit of an ehibition dancer alex - want to make an exhibition of yourself on the dancefloor with me? Dont take any notice of the lyrics, but I love the music. Come on, let's have a twirl. The heather is a lovely scent on the night air too. ♫♫♫♫

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMoMBFhMdDw

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Anne you must keep your nethers under wraps dear, the Capercaillie can inflict terrible damage this time o year!!

[alexanderd]

ok Ena its a date as long as you dont expect me to catch you when you leap off the stage!

[ttfn]

I prefer pickled walnuts to capers - more to get your teeth into you know

[ttfn]

Alex dear, my leaping days are well and truly over, rest assured my dear friend!

[alexanderd]

just as well love because so are my catching days, It takes me all my time to catch a cold

[ttfn]

ROFL alex - you are a very good sport x

[anneasquith]

re15.2

[alexanderd]

well I am not as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was

[Mamyalynne]

Alex could I call upon you to draw tonights raffle please.. my arms are a little weak from all the window cleaning of the west wing today.

[Mamyalynne]

re 15.2 ???

[alexanderd]

your wish is my command Matron, raffle will be drawn in 5 minutes still time to get your losing tickets(oops)

[ttfn]

You forget alex - the lady of the house is playing away tonight so we may all have a fair chance - wonders will never cease eh matron?

[alexanderd]

Ok eyes down look in the winning number tonight is............pink, colours to follow so dont get too excited

[billbo]

I bid a very warm welcome ot all of you at the Club.

It is my first time in the prescence such noble company.

I humbly request permission to enter.

If acceptable, please find a bag that has had cake in and a piece of sharp string.

Regards.

Billbo

[alexanderd]

Bilbo, new faces are always welcome, would you like some raffle tickets before I draw the winning coclours?

[tamborine]

hi all, just found this blackcurrent cheesecake in my fridge and am on a diet...16pcs - yuk!

[alexanderd]

winning colours even, whats in these tailcocks tonight Mamy?

[ttfn]

well there you go alex - I have every number of the rainbow bar pink, so I may no longer claim it is fixed. Matron, please do not remind me to apologise to ladya next time. I have had a brilliant week but there is a limit to what I can do in my lifetime! Tambo, that is very kind but matron has been filling me up on my favourites - sardines on toast and I fear the cheesecake will not mix

[alexanderd]

and the winning colours are(drom roll)
4
54
67
345
34
23
good luck everyone