Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[starone]

I know Mrs. C. That's why I was so disapointed when her readings didn't come true. If I went any further with this short hairy bloke I would have to supply him with an orange box to stand on.

[Mamyalynne]

More tailcocks for all, I suppose my future reads that I shall be in serfdom for the duration.

[ladyalex]

HMRC ....oh no! Not the jackboots again.

I may faint......

thuddddd
(fortunately as stunted in growth do not have far to fall)

[starone]

I'm really only 5ft 2ins but I wear really high heels.

[ladyalex]

Sorry I can't hear you as I've fainted ....

[mrs.chappie]

It is amazing what a pair of stilts can do. The downside is, you need to wear trousers all the time.

[Mamyalynne]

I am quite tall really, not good when cleaning out the grat, a long way down.

[ladyalex]

Oi! I'm still on the floor here!

[Mamyalynne]

Up you get Milady!!

[starone]

Where's alexandered when he is needed? Can someone help ladyalex up. These stilts somewhat restrict my movements especially bending over and I don't want to finish down there with her.

[ladyalex]

I fainted, you know.......

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear shall I get the sal volatile??

[ladyalex]

I can't hear you. I'm unconscious again.

[Mamyalynne]

Will cover you with a blanket then.

[ladyalex]

Cosy.

[liverpoolfoo]

Hi mamya hows things at your end? & Hows the little coming along? X

[starone]

Which end? You haven't covered up her face by mistake have you mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Howdo Liverpoolfoo all well here and little Leo is coming on a treat, we launched him last week, so a good day all round, Hope you are well too.♥

[Mamyalynne]

Star, sssh Milady is sleeping off that pint of Pernod and Baileys, errr I mean having a rest...

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya glad Leos doing ever so well.....Slowly getting my head back to normal after loosing my Dad 2 weeks ago