Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[Mamyalynne]

Steady now MrsC, what's your tipple tonight.

[DaisyNonna]

So? Not frightened by a rain of green cheese.My medication is none of your business.

[Mamyalynne]

Ok dear, as you say.

[mrs.chappie]

Why, thank you mammy, I don't mind if I do.

I think I'll go for a scotch on the rocks, ta very much. No ice though, I have sensitive teeth you see (mind you I suppose I could always slip them out).

[Mamyalynne]

No one will notice if you do, his Ludship have some very fine Whisky's here.

[DaisyNonna]

Are you being patronising or matronising?

[mrs.chappie]

And they say whisky makes you frisky don't they mammy?

Pass me the bottle.

[Mamyalynne]

Professional at all times and never out to offend Daisy.

[Mamyalynne]

Pick a bottle MrsC, there are so many to choose from.

[mrs.chappie]

Ooh, you are so right mammy ..... so many different whiskies.

I'll take that one that says 'Guinness' on the bottle .... thank you kindly.

[Mamyalynne]

Go for it, no problem to me. Where has Jan gone? Plenty Voddy left too, I am sipping a tailcock of Cointreau/Blue Bols and Pernod yum.

[Jan1957]

Sorry mamya, back now. Just topping up and making sure meat out of the freezer for dinner tomorrow and watching some very unfunny comedians on tv.

[DaisyNonna]

And the professionals have lost the ability to communicate with ordinary people

[Mamyalynne]

Goodo Jan keeping on top of things well done.

Daisy I do appear to have offended you tonight, is that so?

[Jan1957]

Oh dear, it seems like daisy has been self medicating!

[Mamyalynne]

I do hope I did not put the wrong labels on the pill bottles, I shall be struck off, the shame the shame.

[DaisyNonna]

Mamya Yes

[Mamyalynne]

Please tell me in what way Daisy and I shall try to amend what I have done.

[mrs.chappie]

Mammy, have you something to tell us? Did you print your nursing certificate yourself?

I am shocked to the core.

[Mamyalynne]

I refuse to answer under section 68 of the Fancy Dress Act until I know what I have done !!