Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And Graphs Depicting Further Results Are Most Entertaining

[AB Editor]

Whack this in to google:

(cos(100*x)*sqrt(cos(x))+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4
-x^2)^0.01


All the best,

Ed

[rowanwitch]

Roses are red Daisies are white
I like what you did in the kitchen last night

Roses are red the grass is bright green
What you suggested was bl00dy obscene

Roses are red poppies are too
I've put my back out
and you've done yours too

[flobadob]

Aw smoochiepoos, how nice.

[jno]

keep up, rowanwitch

http://upload.wikimed...ses_Oxford_Market.JPG

[rowanwitch]

They are dyed it doesn't count

[jno]

they have been produced genetically, though not really my idea of blue

http://en.wikipedia.o...ally_engineered_roses

[jno]

oh, they were in the paper last week, I didn't notice

http://www.telegraph....a-blue-blue-rose.html

[Philtaz]

I guess I'll never know......

[mccfluff]

i was uber romantic

rose are red
violets are blue
your farts are disgusting
and you smell of poo

[rowanwitch]

pretty colour but not blue yet the other two in the first link look wrong the veining is too dark not sure I'd fancy them if they came on sale in that colour

[Jonathan-Joe]

Phil ,what you see is a graph of the equation y = (cos(100*x)*sqrt(cos(x))+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4


-x^2)^0.01; so just an involved way of producing a heart shape.

[LochNessMonster]

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
I've got schizophrenic so are you you you you and you.

[flobadob]

Roses are available in multiple colours,
Violets are more of a purple in my opinion
However both of these smell nicer in perfume
Than would an onion.

[dickythecook]

I didn't even get the card I sent myself!!

[mibn2cweus]

So there ~ http://science.kukuch...01/sciencecard3tn.jpg

[TheOtherHalf]

roses are red and white is the lily
never mind the card, just show me your w.....y

[rowanwitch]

Roses are red but they're not my bag
To hell with the romance I fancy a .......




Cup of coffee and a mars bar

[Old_Geezer]

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[gen2]

Tank Ed - that seems to be a bum link you provided there.

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[wildwood]

It is not a link OG and gentoo, you need to enter it in the google search window (not the url bar) and hit 'search'

[Old_Geezer]

Precisely, and that is the result. The search finds nothing.