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Oanistic Myopia

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Duncer | 16:25 Fri 16th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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When I was younger I was often told that masturbation could seriously damage your eyesight, causing shortsightedness, or even blindness but, being young I laughed this off as an old wive's tale to try and curb youthful "enthusiasm".

Now, I'm not so sure. I was cracking one off last night and, about half way through, I glanced down.

It wasn't even my c*ck!
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lol, Duncer, but you're a very strange man
16:29 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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mmmmmmmmmm.
16:31 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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...and your eyesight IS bad....the word is "onanistic".
16:33 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Nothing to do with my eyesight, more my dyslexic fingers.
16:35 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Onan was a barbarian......
16:39 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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I used to call my budgie Onan.

(He used to spill his seed on the ground)
17:34 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Now that ^ is funny.............
17:36 Fri 16th Nov 2012

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