When you've come back from your travels and adventures in the dark and wrong places of the net, you might want to know that I'm happy to answer any and all of your serious questions about CERN and what is (and isn't) going on there. As an actual working theoretical particle physicist with many colleagues at CERN, I also have an edge over Khandro in that I actually know what I'm talking about.
But if you're going to delve into conspiracy theory bull then there's not much I can do about that. Just, you know, be aware that it's bull.