All this stuff is in my head. Latin and big words come naturally in my job. Besides, scientific journal publishers like complicated scientific phraseology at it makes an article look impressive.
I'm a science dean, professor of biochemistry and sit on the "board of management" at one of the most prestigious universities in the UK. I also work in a medical school and I'm a visiting professor at a couple of other universities as well as two ivy-league ones in the USA.
Sometimes, like today, the government requires my talents and I'm currently at one of their research establishments overseeing projects and acting as an advisor. I'm also sometimes to be seen on the telly.
In my time I've been a lecturer, reader and professor in biological sciences and held the same posts in chemistry in this country and the USA. Oh, I almost forgot - I've got degrees in biochemistry as well.
I won't list my qualifications. Suffice to say, the last time the rubber stamp salesman visited my department and offered one of his finest, gratis, I personally showed him the door.