To start with, no weighable quantity of Francium has ever been isolated or prepared. Therefore obtaining a gram or two is not possible. No more than about 400 grammes exists on earth at any one time. The element is also radioactive.
"Brainiac" on Sky 1 encountered the same problem when they cast some samples of the alkali metals into a bath of water. Try this link if you haven't seen it yourself:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-21342 66654801392897
Francium is the most reactive of the alkali metals. Don't be misled - undoubtedly, Brainiac failed to secure any because it's never been prepared in quantity and not because "they" wouldn't let them have any! All the same, I think there's a limit to what the HSE would allow.
Without being biased by the video, and extrapolating the known reactions of the other five alkali metals, I'd say that if you could obtain Francium, you'd better write your will and advise about a dozen houses either side of you that they could sustain some damage. Don't forget to turn off the gas, water and electricity before you begin. Finally, don't forget to let us know what the earth looks like from the moon.