moving england.. possible?

[doomey!]

So there is an advert on the vision box right now, where a famous ex footballer, and a bunch of merry men, get into some boats and drag our country to the bahama's.
(for a famous crisp manufacturer)

q.1 is it possible to do this?

q.2 how long would it take (if it was posssible)

q.3 what kind of impact would it have on our climate, wildlife, weather.

thanks in advance.

[gerkin]

a 1. Yes

a.2. 4 to 6 weeks


a3. Much the same, just a bit hotter

[doomey!]

ok..if it is possible, WHY DONT WE DO IT??

I have a boat we can use..
how many boats do we need?

[kujawski]

2 should do it

[landie]

But if we took it to the Middle East we could be oil-rich as well as warm.

[doomey!]

we can get cheap malibu instead :)