the chicken came first because it was needed to devolp the porteins in the eggs shell
a piece of string is infinate because the more you measure it the long it becomes (e.g. a piece of string maybe 20cm but it is 4billion atoms long and 16 billion particles long... etc...)
cornation street will cease to be when A) no one watches it anymore or B)when ITV becomes bankrupt
see mibn2cweus for the meaning of life
the speed of darkeness is non-existent because darkness is the lack of light which means it has no light particles therefore it has no speed unless you're talking about dark matter which no one knows the anwser to yet
because pete doherty is a herion addict and the police are always near him for an easy bust
fog horns are made of steel
"leon archer" love is a complex interact of the brains neural pathways and chemicals therefore love is irrelevant in the question because it doesnt exist