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please do not work on any equivalent stripey jokes cos there are none.
I agree about not reflecting light. I think also that you notice things being there because they block out the background. I see a hill, I should see all of the light that has bounced off the hill that is coming towards me, but I can't, some of it is blocked, there is a cow that is blocking that light coming at me, so I know the cow is there. Not only can I see the light bouncing off the cow, I know I cannot see the light coming off the hill. If I can bend the light coming off the hill round the cow, it not only replaces the cow's light but makes the hill look like one 'piece', with no gaps. Thus...invisible cow.
Different scenario if it moooves