Could the Large Hadron Collider be held back by its own future?

[naomi24]

www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6318034/Could-the-Large-Hadron-Collider-be-held-back-by-its-own-future.html

[Peter Pedant]

I saw this and wondered
I note the date was NOT 1st April

[jake-the-peg]

The only way to prevent this sort of "story" happening again is to vastly subsidise alcohol in student bars.

This will ensure that science students learn how to handle their booze so that when journalists take theoreticians down the pub and get them drunk they won't come out with this.

Mind you the story does come from Richard Alleyene

The man who broght you "The man who had sex with bike" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

and "Tyrannasaurus Rex killed by sore throat"
http://www.journalisted.com/article?id=1820536 />
Thank goodness the broadsheets are managing to keep up journaistic standards in this age of the internet eh?

[naomi24]

Very good Jake. :o)