Christmas Groceries

[NoMercy]

What eats and drinks are you treating yourself to this Christmas?

My treats list is as follows:

Cheeses:

Ossau Iraty
Comté
Gruyere
Stilton
Goats cheese

Other foods:

Stollen
Crackers for cheese
Quince chutney
Duck and truffle paté
Mejool dates

Wines:

Meursault
Puligny Montrachet
Brazin Zinfandel
Bubbles

Other drinks:

Harvey Nichols Port
Tanqueray
Drambuie

I will not be consuming all that by myself, I hasten to add!

What will your festive indulgences be?

[The Builder]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Shop_sketch

[Zacs-Master]

LOL MR.

[Mosaic]

OK NoM I'll be over yours if you need a washer-up. I can offer bespoke stuffing (ooh, matron...) and great attentiveness in pouring drinks for everyone.

[Zacs-Master]

Norwegian Yarlsburger. Yum

[The Builder]

As MR will confirm ....... Cheese is John Cleese's real name.

[Zacs-Master]

Did he say blessed are the cheese makers?

[weecalf]

Some victory Vs keeps you warm and put a taste in your mouth

[Prudie]

Over and above the norm and just because it's Christmas;
Advocaat
Baileys
Tia Maria
Cava
orange and lemon slices
twiglets, cheeselets, honey roasted peanuts, poppycock
stilton
Matchmakers, After 8s, rose and violet creams and masses of maltesers
home-made meringues
A Christmas pudding that never even gets cooked!

[Svejk]

What a coincidence, I'm having exactly the same as you, Nom.
Of course, mine's for the servants.

[craft1948]

Thanks Prudie................just realised I haven't ordered any chocolate!!

[Zacs-Master]

No ones mentioned Eat Me dates yet.

[The Builder]

I've been on a couple of those with EHarmony Zacs

[MarkRae]

> As MR will confirm ....... Cheese is John Cleese's real name.

No he won't, because it isn't!

[magsmay]

I'm sure someone will eat yer dates Zac x

[The Builder]

Ha ........... pooped again by MR :o(
I thought his father changed it?

[MarkRae]

He certainly did.

[The Builder]

Therefore John Cleese's real name is Cleese.
Point taken ;o)

[MarkRae]

<sigh>

Let's imagine for a second that your real name is Cheese.

Tomorrow, you change it legally to Cleese.

Twenty-four (count 'em!) years from now, you have a son called John. What will his real name be?

[MarkRae]

Apologies, didn't see your follow-up post...

[Prudie]

So it's the word real that's the clincher? So was he born cheese?