How talented are you?

[TWR]

Are you talented enough to write Lyrics for a Xmas song? could you do it in a week?

[Tilly2]

Yes. I could and I have.

[Zacs-Master]

Didn't Slade write theirs in a couple of hours?

[tonyav]

Yes Zac, and it was recorded in the summer.

[tonyav]

Tell us about your Christmas song then Tilly ?.

[Zacs-Master]

Go on Tilly, Post yours.

[Tilly2]

No.

[Zacs-Master]

Aaah, she's made it up.

[Kiki-frog]

Yeah, go on, Tilly.

[tonyav]

Aw c'mon Tilly.

[Kiki-frog]

Go on, and Tony will show you his lucky Aston Villa underpants

[Tilly2]

I'm too shy.

[tonyav]

C'mon Tilly no one will laugh !.

pack it in you, kiki lol.

[Tilly2]

You don't know how funny they are, or not.

[Zacs-Master]

20 mins effort............

The Yuletide is coming
The shops are all full
So pass me a crowbar
For to do in my skull

The kids are a screaming
I want one of those
No please and no thankyou
The nausea grows


(Chorus - rousingly)
So sing my good people of family and friends
Who you don't want to see until your life ends
For its Christmas its Chritmas the time for good cheer
So forget the bleedin in-laws and pass me a beer

The dog ate the Turkey
The cats being sick
Auntie Winnie's a moaning
That you're being a prick

Just because the present
I bought for my wife
Was a set of new saucepans
And a comb for her lice

(Chorus - rousingly)
So sing my good people of family and friends
Who you don't want to see until your life ends
For its Christmas its Chritmas the time for good cheer
So forget the bleedin in-laws and pass me a beer

[TWR]

Done.

[Kiki-frog]

That's ace, Zacs, love it!

[TWR]

I'll wait for your's Tilly.

[Arksided]

It's christmas time <br/> and there is no need to be afraid

if a fat bearded one was trying to climb down my chimney, id be afraid (good luck to him) shin pads would be required.

[ttfn]

Hi TWR. No talent whatsobloodyever, but that never stopped me before ;)

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question968641.html#answer-5455778

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Seasonal/Christmas/Question970190.html