woman takes 16 year old daughter to doctors, doctor examines her thruoghly, doctor says she's pregnant, woman says, no thats impossible, my girl is a good girl, wouldnt do that sort of thing., would you darling? no i never even kissed a man she replies. doctor looks out of window. woman.... doctor, what r u looking for? doctor....... well last time this happened, about this time, three wise men came riding up the street on camels.
My Doctor told me to go to the window and stick my tongue out.when I asked why, he said he couldn't stand the fellow that worked in the office across the street.!!