Ummmm

[MrBen5]

What did you get for xmas Ummmm?

[NORMANTHEDOG]

a load of $hite

[ummmm]

Same as Norman.

Not a lot, normal rubbish. I did get Damien Rice album which is quite good.

What about you

[MrBen5]

Not much, just some deodarant and a tool set. Not rubbish, but normal...

[ummmm]

Did you need a tool set

My question mark is not working, bit of a bummer on a question site!

[MrBen5]

Nah, i didnt need a tool set. I have loads of tools. Got loads of tools who work at my place too. ha ha.
Your always having problems with your keyboard arent you Ummmm?

[crete]

do you ever get the feeling you have intruded inbto a private conversation ? : )

[ummmm]

Not really crete, do you

Yes, im always having problems because I keep spilling wine on it!

(you have to imagine the Question Marks and Apostrophes)

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i think someones been drinking a little too much this xmas...

[crete]

do you mean ummm ?

[MrBen5]

Nooooooooooo, i mean you. with your F F S.
I like Ummmm.
A lot on here seem to be really miffed off. Have you all had a bad xmas?
I understand why PinkFizz is a bit mad, as she got a belt she didnt like.
Did nobody else get what they expected?

[crete]

mr B i received the most fabulous gifts from my family but the best thing was us all being together .

[MrBen5]

It was ok being together for a bit, but then everyone started whimpering and going on for ages, chatting rubbish. I had to get out. I am so glad i dont have xmas lunch at my house. i couldnt do with all the stress...

[ummmm]

F F S crete, I was joking

look.....lol lol lol

[PinkFizz]

Any ideas what to do with a chocolate orange and a leather belt?? ; )

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, well i know something, but its a bit silly.
How about put the pieces of chocolate orange on the table with a note saying"DO NOT TOUCH", then when someone comes to touch it, whip them with the belt and ask them if they can read...

[PinkFizz]

Excellent idea!! Im just thinking how to get just as 'suitable' and deserving' presents for him in return next year. ; )

[MrBen5]

Still get him some Man Utd tickets, but get them where he is sat right behind a pillar or something, or maybe another bad view point.
Joking aside, i think its a bit shady what he did to you. The whole point of a present to a loved one should be that thought has gone into it. I guess it shows how much he really knows of you, and thinks of you...

[ummmm]

I don't agree Mr Ben......All it shows is that when he went shopping he was a very lazy man.

Eat the chocolate orange pink and we have a year to get our heads together and think of a really sh*t present for next year!