AB Christmas Carol Concert (sort of)

[ttfn]

1)The Holly And The Ivy
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Oh Ena and the CB
When they are both full grown
Of all the nuts that are in the wood
ttfn bears the crown
O the drinking of the cognac
(Too snooty to sup beer)
The typing on the merry keyboard
Sweet stinging of the choir

[marval]

That is lovely ttfn, very good

[ttfn]

2) Silent Night
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Editor’s Blog, Wholly Sh!te
All is calm, all is trite
Run the rule book out, once again
Keep it ‘Seasonal’, not fao <name>
Post on the official thread! Ed
Post on the official thread! Ed

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Cheers marval - only trying to keep Spare Ed happy as per post today in Ed's blog ;o)

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3) Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem
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Oh little site of AnswerBank
How still we see thee fight
The Marquess of Queensberry Rules – ok?
If you want to stay all night
Yet in thy darkness shineth
Some lovely postings too
The hopes and fear of Eds and Mods
They’re closely watching you

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4) We Three Kings From Orient Are
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Wee mollykins from Anglia is
Posting on AB and doing the biz
Guns a popping, rifles not dropping
What a star, the kid’s a whiz
O mollykins, you post a lot
What an active mind you have got
Quite provoking, not too joking
Not that you could give a jot ;o)

[askyourgran]

Haha ttfn the last one was good.

[Buenchico]

While Shepherds Watched:

While people used this site at night,
The trolls they were around.
M-o-derators weren't about,
And sh!te was flung around.

[ttfn]

Hi gran and Chris - and there's more!

5) Jingle Bells
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Dashing thro' the snow,
With a Santa’s erection
O'er to docs we go,
Laughing all the way;
Youtube’s name will change
To ‘docspock’s emporium’,
If I see it just one more time
I’ll pr!ck its big red bum

Gin, Rum, Bells, Gin, Rum, Bells
Courvoisier all the way;
Oh! what Voddy it is to ride
In a one horse open dray
Gin, Rum, Bells, Gin, Rum, Bells
Courvoisier all the way
Oh! what Voddy it is to ride
In a one horse open dray.

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6) Hark The Herald Angels Sing
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Hark! the herald, Editors sing
Wish you all a ring a ding ding!
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Ed and sinners reconciled!
If we banned you, please don’t worry
Creep back in, but don’t all hurry
Play the game you’ll be alright
Keep it friendly, light and bright
Hark! the herald, Editors sing
Wish you all a ring a ding ding!

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7) It Came Upon The Midnight Clear
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It came upon the insomniacs’ minds
We wonder who else can’t sleep?
So they logged on to their computers
See what company they might keep
There was Jan1957
Mamyalynne was still awake
Mike + his ones, AnswerPrancer too
And stewey from ‘cross the lake

Dear mrs.chappie was on good form
And seekerz still in pjs
Then pinkilady and MarkRae
They are the resident dj’s
Then Lie-in King, (His Maj to you)
And Buenchico aka Chris
If I didn’t mention your name too
Get some mistletoe, here’s a kiss ♥

[mike11111]

Clearly, Ena, you have taken my advice to you last night, about starting on the milk stouts early, very much to heart.

[NazNomad]

"Editor’s Blog, Wholly Sh!te
All is calm, all is trite "



pmsl ... superb.

[ttfn]

I was grateful for your advice mike!
Naz - it's been nice posting on AB, but I think I may be leaving pdq ;o)

[Prudie]

I saw three Sugar$ come posting by
a weekend day, a weekend day
I saw three Sugar$ come posting by
But they were banned by the morning

[NazNomad]

If the Ed takes genuine umbrage at thatm then I think it's time we all left. ;-)

[Prudie]

haha the filter spoiled that somewhat

[ttfn]

I got it tho Prudie ;o)

[alexanderd]

TTFN have you got nothing better to do? love them all
Alex
x

[ttfn]

Hi Alex - if it make's folk smile, then it is all worthwhile ♥

[mike11111]

While shepherds watched their flocks by night...
Nah,I'll just get into trouble.