limerick for birthday pressie

[blondieb]

im buying my son a small fun gift to go in with his 21st pressies, its a silver condom holder that can be engraved
i need a little funny ditty re condoms to be inscribed, any ideas ps he is a sailor if that adds weight to the ditty

[redman41]

'Hello Sailor'

[AndThenSome]

Lol, how many words can be engraved?

[redman41]

'AntiPox Box'

[Lie-in King]

"For use by seamen only"

[Naomicorlett]

Buy me and stop one

[blondieb]

up to 5 lines of text no limoit on words

[AndThenSome]

What shall we do with the drunken sailer..

He's armed with a condom hopefully not for the tailor...

He's woken up with a tatoo saying his' name's mikala..

Early in the morning....

[AndThenSome]

In tune to this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73JqvzAOtU

Dunken sailor

[blondieb]

im liking the last one apt as he has a few tats too

[AndThenSome]

Well i do own the rights for my little ditty, however i can be brought out for a six pack of beer and and a large minced beef and onion pie!

[craft1948]

what's his first name?

[bookbinder]

At sea, in the gales of December,
A sailor should always remember,
When he sails into port,
He shouldn't get caught,
So slip one of these on your member.

[blondieb]

his names darren,
i tried to make one but i only came up with
darren blackburns all at sea
a matelot he tries to be

then im stuck

[blondieb]

ha ha im loving it

[AndThenSome]

Happy birthday darren otherwise know as Captain pugwash...


ive brought you something to stick over the end of your bogbrush...

[craft1948]

I think bookbinder's is excellent....

[bookbinder]

Thank you, craft 1948. Nice to be appreciated. I'm racking my brain for a better one (limerick, that is, not brain).

[another-view]

Home for retired seamen

[poohshunny]

There was a young sailor called Darren,
He didn't know if he was baron,
The ship bearthed at dock,
He put one on his cock,
To please a young lady called Karen!

[bookbinder]

Use the contents for protection,
That's the best way, I have found,
But spare a moment for reflection
And put them on the right way round.