I don't have an apron either, why bother when a dressing gown will do the trick. I am in a strange mood tonight and idiot questions like this are doing nothing to help.
mine is much better.its a red standard polythene one, that protects against MRSA etc.To be honest, I feel good in it.red can clash a lot but because its partly transparent you dont get that-unless you are silly enough to wear green.it's alos disposable so no fiddling with knots afterwards!always a big help.
Here's an idea. Just trolley up and down the screen a few times with the little mouse wheel and see who got the STARS. None of you did. I don't know why you bother.