magic knickers

[Dee Sa]

On the tv programme last night Dont Tell the Bride, the would be groom went and bought the bride a pair of "magic knickers" what exactly are they ? is it this new fangled so could corsetry that they sell on the shopping chanel ?

[anneasquith]

not entirely sure dee, but i think MS sell them, i dont think they would be very comfortable. but may well " hide a multiple of sins "

[Old_Geezer]

A woman went up to a seller in the market who was bawling out, "Magic Knickers, Magic Knickers, get them while they're here".
She bought a pair and went off with them, but after having a look was annoyed to see it was just a pair with a hole in them, so she storms back.
"Oy", she shouts", "Magic Knickers ! There's a hole in them, I've been done !"
"There you are ladies, what did I tell you, Magic Knickers, get your now."

[bednobs]

except of course the flab has to go somewhere - either out the top or out the bottom!

[tiggerblue10]

I could do with a pair of them at the moment!

http://www.marksandsp...rid|10619552253|plid|

[McMouse]

They were designed for Essex girl. "Now you seem em, now you don't"

[snags]

So... come the wedding night, the bride erotically undresses in front of the groom... and a tsunami of previously hidden fat cascade out... nice ;-p

[DEN53]

Yep, I am an Essex Girl and I bought a pair, but sold them on Ebay - I pulled my shoulder out trying to get them on. I only got them as far as my knees. (:0(

[KUSTARD]

Well as the bridegroom to be bought them Snags maybe he has a wobbly bits fetish! The mind boggles.

[ChuckFickens]

"what kind of noise would that make? "

"Thudddddddddddddddddddddd"

[snags]

''what kind of noise would that make?''

Doesn't really matter... you'd be more concerned about finding the first available floating object as you are jettisoned out the door on a wave of blubber...

[DEN53]

Trigger - I have seen far worse things being sold on Ebay than my knickers.......

[wheaten]

Got some 'Trinnys' once, take ages to put on, difficult to go to loo and the excess 'bits' spill out the top! May as well have bought a whalebone corset!

[mccfluff]

its more of a fluuuuuuuuubbbbbbber than a thuuuuuuuuuuddddd

[beejaybee]

They are amazing. I often wear them & find they`re very comfortable to keep on all day. There`s NO fat spilling out over the top or at the bottom.